Tooth Fairy Budget Grows by an Arm and a Leg

Where does the Tooth Fairy get all that money she leaves under children's pillows? The original source of that wealth remains a mystery, but the evidence suggests that she keeps it invested in the U.S. stock market. Delta Dental has tracked Tooth Fairy payouts since 1998. The results show an uncanny correlation with the S&P... Continue Reading →

A Idiot In Scotland Might Find Himself Kilt

  You can tell a lot about what concerns people by looking at their language. Eskimos have many words for snow. The ancient Greeks had six words for love. It doesn't take a lot to conclude that these were important things for these cultures. Based on this, one can reasonably conclude that Scots are quite concerned... Continue Reading →

The Weird, Wonderful Ways of the Nacirema People

In  1956 anthropologist Horace Miner reported his findings of a study of a strange, curious grooming techniques of a group of people from Nacirema, a territory between the Canadian Cree, the Yaqui and Tarahumare of Mexico, and the Carib and Arawak of the Antilles. Among Miner's observations about this singular culture are the following: Each home tends to have at least one central shrine where... Continue Reading →

Wiping Away Doubt About How to Hang Toilet Paper

It has been listed as one of the top causes of marital strife. It has divided families, torn friendships asunder, and generated more letters to advice columnist Ann Landers than any other topic. What could be such a controversial subject? The Presidential election? The latest Supreme Court opinion? The favored team for the World Series?... Continue Reading →

You Say “Tomato” — I Say “Food Fight!”

At first glance, visitors might think they are witnessing a remake of the cult classic film Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. As it turns out, those who happen to be in Buñol, Spain on the last Wednesday of August will merely be witnessing what has been billed as "The World's Biggest Food Fight." La Tomatina dates back... Continue Reading →

Good Manners Overrule Royal Privilege

According to often-repeated legend Lord Kingsale retains a royal privilege that allows him to keep his hat on in the presence of the sovereign. This right allegedly was granted by King John in the 13th century. The problem with the story is that it doesn't appear to be based on any historical fact. Another who is supposed... Continue Reading →

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