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Survival Skills for Z-Day


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Experts note that to survive a zombie attack:

1. Do not take shelter in a vehicle in which you do not have the keys;

2. Do not leave weapons out for zombies to find:

3. Do not give your only weapon to a hysterical person;

4. Do not retreat to your basement without supplies;

5. Do not get surrounded by zombies, especially in an elevator; and

6. Do not let personal emotions and anger impede survival.

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